Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Attack of the gnomes (Why is there a G?)

So due to recent events my disposable income may have become slightly more disposable.
How did this happen? meh i'll explain when i have another plan
What does this mean? Road Trip! or some trip of some kind. I have been wanting to get away this summer since the first day of uni in the fall. And now that i can possibly do that, i want to make it happen. So who would be in? Roughin it? Tents?

See, in my head i have this wicked nasty plan that Kayla, Mikki and possibly a few others know. I do not wish to disclose it hear as who knows who reads this shit?
But basically i want to waste time and gas traveling just to mess with someone's head haha. Ya, but im thinkin its not the destination, its the road u take to get there yes?
Yeah i know, that plan isn't happenin
But one day i shall attempt it, perhaps solo and i'll make it an undercover mission

Moving on....
hey, i already blogged today.....hmm

I cooked, again
i made this thing...not sure what its called. basically its a cookie/square with crushed almonds and sugar carmalized on top. Yum
Kayla was observing me cooking this while telling me an interesting story which made me uber jealous, not gonna lie haha. I promised i would leave the tenth grade behind but she makes him sound like a piece of fine art i swear to God.

Anyway.....
so
volleyball
thats comin up soon
who wants to practise sometime?
cause i don't wanna embarass myself more then is necessary.

until tomorrow
peace

I dont have a title, deal with it

Sooooooo life update...
I'm bored
pretty much all the time haha
With work being douchebags i have decided to find another job sigh. Something that will get me up at a half decent time would be nice
Not that i sleep in anyway. I just can't seem to do it anymore :( So long last perks of childhood
No, i get up at 7:30-8 to work out for a good 1.5 hours
I hate working out
but i like feeling healthy so i guess it evens out

So last night i watched Fringe. It was amazing as usual. I thought for sure it was gonna reference vampires, but NOOOOOO it referenced werewolves ish instead.

I'm pumped for tomorrow cause I will get to see Liz!!!! Shopping whoop whoop. I think i'm gonna look for a bathing suit, cause i am in desperate need of a new one for the summer.
Know who i havent seen in a while?
SAM
ya thats right, i know your reading this dearest
i txt her this morning to equire as to whether or not i was that only house on the block who didnt have power. But her's was out too.
for like 45 min too, it blew chunks
But yeah, sam, call me. we'll rave.....or something

"So? whats for dinner tonight? i want a PUMPKIN!"
ya that was the opening lyric to a song kayla likes
i dont get it
who eats pumpkin? let alone craves a pumpkin.
crazy asian boy band

freakin gosh im bored

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Am I horrible if i am now attracted to Zac Efron???

I hope not....
Cause i just saw 17 Again with my mom and sister and as soon as the movie opened up and Zac was shirtless and sweaty....i started to crush. By the time he put on that leather jacket and those aviators.....i was in love.

Ya im sad i know
He actually did a dance routine with the cheerleaders too >_< talk about subtle HSM reference.

It was a pretty dumb movie besides his beauitful face.

Anyway
ya
thats all that really mattered to me this April 26th.....( <---) Philly D ref WIN

Saturday, April 25, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LLLIIIIZZZZZ

Yes, it is Liz's 19th bday!!!!! mulitple hugs and kisses and love go out to her. Hopefully i see you tonight love!

So i just got home from dimsum with the lovely Josh Johnny Cortlin and MRoz. It was good, but we didn't see any chicken feet or pork dumplings which was kinda dissapointing.

Got home
started doing my house cleaning then got a phone call that made me sad.
So i raged to my Mom a bunch. Pretty sure she just figured i was being over emotional
probably.

So yes!
I have nothing remotley positive or interesting to talk about at the moment
So i will see you beauties tonight
not til later tho unfortunately
:(

peace and luv

Friday, April 24, 2009

I can see clearly now, your lies are gone

Wow, what have I done with my life all week?
Work is being kinda douchebag ish so i haven't worked at all this week haha....fail for me

before i even waste my time talking about how i searched for the shadow...
SOMEONE FUCKING FOUND HER
ya, i missed one clue on wednesday and BAM two jerk offs name Elliott Nelson and Cayle Best find him.
But i was wandering around looking on monday and actually met a fellow hunter haha. So he was pretty funny, way too into it tho...jk im no better.

New mission:
find elliott and Cayle
rob them
win

Just joking sigh.
Wed night i went for coffee with the lovely Liz. It was just what i needed to be honest, see her smiling face ^_^ and that smiling face is turning 19 tomorrow!!!! Im pumped

Oh yes, and i went down to Siast on....Monday??
Yeah, im thinking of applying for nursing. Ever since working at the hospital it just seems like a good fit for me. So i went and talked to admissons, and they arent accepting anymore for this fall, which i expected.
I always make decisions at inappropriate times.....
But i made an appointment with career couselling for the 5th. Basically i just wanna know if i even have a chance of getting in. I know i need to upgrade my Chem 30 cause i dont have it haha, and maybe my Bio or another Math. But if thats what it will take, i'll do it!
Saw Johnny too! Small campus haha, so that was sweet.

Oh yeah....i guess I'll be hearing back from Regina within a few days too.....hmm
Hell, i don't know what i want to do again....

I tore apart my room yesterday, no idea why. I was just in one of those moods where if i allowed myself to sit still i would freak out. So yeah, i basically emptied it, then made it super crisp and clean. No more intense clutter, just nice. One corner is all books. I moved my converse shelf behind my door and replaced it with a book shelf haha. Took down all the posters, my bulitin board etc.
I found this huge cloth painting my aunt had dumped at our house for Kayla to update but she never bothered with it so i decided to grease it.
Painted it a bit last night, then went to Michaels today and got some sweet stencils and did that. Im happy with it, it basically stretches up to my ceiling, its a big bugger.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Word vomit...no, real vomit

Yes i am aware that it is only saturday night and normally i save the weekend reviews for sunday but after last night i officially just want to sleep....and i cant really write about that

SO
Friday.....i did search for the shadow again....of course. Didnt find her, but i did get a clue from another source that isnt the radio and it could be very very helpful haha.
anyway, i went out with Hannah for a bit on friday which was super nice. With both of us workin such gay hours it seems like i never see her anymore :(
So we went to the mall and wandered around for a bit. Then did the classic park in my driveway and talk for a good half hour about life life life

Then i went over to James' because i really wanted to drink for some god awful reason. I haf vodka and wine.......
now, my mom and hannah both warned me that wine is a bitch and mixing it with anything just ruins your life. But im stubborn....and my brain says "its bad?.......prove it"
I don't remember anything....actually. I didnt even know that there was a camera being passed around until i saw facebook,.....i dont remember why Josh tackled me TWICE but i have rugburn ASS.. jk, hearts for u dearest.

anyway, i get home thanks to lovely katherine. I was stupid and had driven to james so i had to leave the car.
i get home, and i was on the phone when all of a sudden my mouth starts to salivate hardcore and i felt all funny So i panice, hang up and run to the bathroom
i puked
i freaking puked
never, ever, have i puked from drinking...
i felt so defeated. But at the same time i felt ten time better that i remember smiling? god im gay
i kinda blacked out after that
woke up in bed, so i get up.....

sigh this is so weak

.....i get up. My pj's are on backwards, face not washed, toothpaste on my chin, shit strewn all over my room, and i go into the bathroom and my clothes from the night before were stuffed in the sink?!?!
oh yes, and i was wearing socks. i was barefoot last night
but i had socks
werent mine
ive been told someone gave me a pair of james cause i was out of place being the only one without socks >_<

so ya, my mom comes into my room,looks at me, and basically says i told u so.

Then i went for dim sum with Cortlin. It was good as usual and i felt good as i was eating it, but about fifteen min after.....ya....not so much. kept it down tho.

work was a joy too, they put me in the kitchens which i finished in half the time so i sat in my closet, shut out the creepy night time sounds and doodled and sang old songs from the 90s.

So yes, im stayin in tonight. My blankets are my fav companion at the moment haha.
i feel so warm and safe.....
the wine can't find me here....

fuck wine

Friday, April 17, 2009

Shadow you bitch

So i have a feeling that today is going to be the last day that the wired 96.3 shadow is on the run
Last night they finally figured out that it was a girl, so half the callers were like ...fuck....i never ask girls
so ya that sucks
Yesturday of course i followed the stupid noon clue
"I like my Timmy's hot and steamy, tonight ill curl up and watch mcdreamy"
Most ppl took the timmys as tim hortons....but the shadow also mentioned that they were watching mark morris who was standing on the corner of 21st and 1st.....right across from midtown.....where there is no tim hortons....but a coffee shop....named timothy's
BAM
so ya, i rushed over there
asked a few randoms
followed this one chick around who looked suspicious....but she was with this other chick...and i turned my head for one second and they were gone
sigh

so i gave up for the day
went to Mcnally and got the book "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies"
haha no joke, uts an adaptation of the real book, but they fight zombies
thats deserves a LOL
im pumped to start it

went to work at 4:30
got put in Pediatrics,.....with the wrong set of freakin keys
so i was screwed over to say the least
by the time someone came with new keys i was an hour behind
so this super nice lady....jan? came and helped me catch up
OH! and i got to see the blood bank!
it was pretty wicked. the guy working there smiled super big and is like "What blood type are you?!?!?!?!" When i said O- his eyes got real big and was like "OH do u donate?"
nnnnoooooooo
he was not pleased. so i got a lecture on how theres a huge demand for O-
pppsssshhhhhh
whatevzzzzz

Tonight is friday!!!!!
what am i gonna do today???
Stalk the shadow
win ten grand.....i hope
then get booze, cause i haven't drank in a long time
so lets party my loves

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

F My Life

So Liz mentioned this website called F My Life where ppl basically share sories about how their life sucks...and this one made my day....

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

.....and i bet he wasn't even the first guy to hear this....or last

And in this crazy life

So, what has Megan been up to all week?
She has been in desperate persuit of the infamous Wired 963 10,000$ shadow.
Yes, ever since her near run in with the shadow on Monday, it has been her life goal to find this woman. thats right, its a woman. At least it was, and she pulled a fast one.....maybe they switched shadows by now.....fuck
How did she have a near run in?
well , after following to 12 oclock clue to A&W on idylwyld, she sees a woman walkin to her car and her description fit that of the shadow. Just as she began to ask, the woman giggled and said, no sorry.
So Megan decided to go to the one on 22nd
when she arrives, she sees the very same woman....and the woman sees her. Her mouth forms the word "shit" and she procedes to slam the door of her car, get on her cell phone, and drive away quickly.
It is then that Megan relaizes that she has forgotten the rule ....
"u cannot ask the shadow when they are in transportation mode"
aka, she asked the shadow when she was about to enter the vehicle
so what does megan do???
she stalks this woman
for 20 min
she follows her around the west side, up and down random side roads
and then sadly looses her on idylwyld
sigh

so yes, monday and tuesday Megan was out searchin
no luck tho

Today however, the hospital called her at 7:11 a.m. and asked her to come in for 7:30
jerks
so she went in for 8

why did i speak in third person this entry?
just keepin it fresh yo

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Keep feeling fascination

Weekend review time! whoo

Friday:
went to Ross'
left
went to Coraline with Johnny Josh Cortlin and Matt
it was honestly the most twisted movie i have ever seen. I loved it....but at the same time i died a bit inside and had crazy dreams that there was an "other world" in my microwave. no joke

Saturday:
went shopping sigh
went with Hannah to a kegger with James and his big bro Mike.
had my first jagerbomb ever due to peer pressure.
oh man. this guy Adam was talkin in an australian accent and all of a sudden Hannah, who was done, is like "WHOA, where r u from?!?!?!?!"
so he smiles and says hes from australia, and for the whole night he had her convinced that he was. It was hillarious, he told me he had a degree in drama and was going to regina in the fall for education....but im not sure what to believe with that kid. When he finally told hannah he wasnt australian she was pretty dissapointed haha

met sean's bro for the first time. hes freakin huge.
met another twin lol

it was nice meeting new ppl and all, but of course the night ended in drama
sigh

Sunday:
got up
had brunch with the frebergs
went to this thing...
went to Vonda for yummy yummy easter food aka deviled eggs haha
my cousin Jeff has turned into a gentle giant that hugs everyone. im not used to it, everytime he goes in for a hug i cringe and prepare myself for a punch to the gut or something haha

and now im going to see Observe and Report!
peace

Friday, April 10, 2009

How depressing is it that when u meet someone new, instead of sucking it up an askin for their number, you search facebook like a douchebag?

So today was my last training day at the hospital...shit....that means im actually going to have to do it on my own next week.
I was in the cancer clinic today. It was sad, not gonna lie. I saw a kid that looked like the kid off fringe, all bald and cute and sad looking. I wanted to hug him so bad :(
I was with these two philipino ladies, and all they did was try to teach me how to say "are you having enough sex?" in philipino haha i would have loved to see Mikki;s face if i dropped that one on her. Alas, my memory is shit and i forget already

After work i was originally supposed to go to Athenas with Hannah, but instead we went to the Skuz haha.....oh my......
It seemed to be alot more greasy then last time i was there. The girls seemed super young and the guys seemed....unshaved? i have no clue
Hannah was hilalrious tho. If a guy even came within eye contact she would mouth NO and shake her head. She was a serious heart breaker im tellin ya. One guy was rejected like three times and even had his friends try to ask her for him.
One guy attempted to teach me how to country dance? Ya.....it was a disaster. i can't spin worth shit....
Oh! and Jon was there too. Liz, u remember him! He says hey!

Considering we went to the bar, and i rarely enjoy the bar sober, tonight was really good. It was probably just because i was so overtired from the week, but i was laughing too much haha.
Good night Hannah my dear.

Ya, and for all u ladies in finals right now....u suck. I miss the good times with the gals

and on one final note....that eli special? I'll give it a 10 haha 4.5 just doesnt do it justice.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Leggo my eggo

Last night i was on the discharge team. Basically we run around the hospital and make up rooms that have been discharghed in a super stealthy way cause everyone is sleeping haha.
I worked with this girl named Amber, finally she was someone my own age haha. She was super sweet, and there was this other girl named Alyssa our age too....she was telling me about her butterfly tattoo.....i tried not to make sad faces

Ok so here's my break story
I was talking while walking to Quinton who works in the morgue haha and i was about to go into the washroom, hand on the door, finishing my convo.
So we finsih talking and i go into the bathroom, and there i see this little old asian man who looks terrified.....ya....i went into the wrong bathroom
So i go running out to see Quinton just killing himself laughing. The bastard knew i was gonna do it, but just let me go right in!
rage rage
i had no idea my face could turn that red, it literally went from my ears all down my neck

This morning my grandma called me and asked if i wanted to go out for lunch
I was super excited cause i never get to see her! So we went to Sardina on central, it was pretty decent actually

After that i was heading home, listening to wired 96.3 and they were talking about the 1000$ shadow, and they gave the hint that he was going to be at a Tim Hortons
so i went looking for him haha
I took the chance and went all over 8th street, and there was this old lady sitting outside dressed exactlly like the shadow was described as, sunglasses, no watch, green, not a red head, wedding ring
so i asked her
hahah
she looked at me like i was insane and started mumbling and groaning.....then i realized she was the crazy one haha
so yeah
i have decided that friday on my day off I WILL FIND THE SHADOW
seriously, who wants to go on a man hunt with me????
no joke
its game face time

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Just testin life

I don't feel like a weekend review haha
So im just gonna talk about today
Got up after havin a few ppl over last night
went for dim sum, and to be honest i think i should slow down on that stuff before i get sick of it haha.
Got home, got a txt from Liz sayin to come for breakfast. I went for the company initially, but ended up eatin a waffle anyway cause i simply cannot resist Liz's waffles ^_^ Jordan, Amy and Michelle (is that right?lol) were there so that was sweet.
Got home, cleaned up, did some laundry.
Watched Forest Gump and Glitter >_<
they were on the TV k? i was low on options. p.s. i like Glitter, i dont care that the mass public says it was shit haha.

Now im tired
and not wanting to go to work

Friday, April 3, 2009

Day 3 & 4: messy stressy

Wednesday was so crazy i didnt even blog about it gasp
They put me back on labour & delivery. Initially i thought it was gonna be all chill like last time, NO.
They were scheduled for 0 ORs, but we ended up getting nine. At one point all seven birthing rooms were full and fuck some were screamers haha. The cleaning of the ORs was possibly the most disgusting experience to date. One of them i walk in after they cart the new mom out and there is green slime all over the floor.....so i am assuming she spawned an alien of some kind...
And in about five or six of the OR clean ups, the aids hadn't taken out the equipment yet so i had to go around the stupid amniotic sac that would be staring at me from a pan.....fuck it made me want to never ever ever have kids haha
But then it all changed when i met Dan. He was waiting outside the OR for his wife to have her sesection, and he was all like "im so nervous, theres no way im gonna make a good dad. what if i cant do this?"
I had trouble findin the words to comfort, i mean, he was around my age, tattooed and peiced, and looked so scared.
Then the nurse came out carryin his baby and he started bawling. As soon as he got to hold his baby girl he started to kiss her, sayin her name, Gracie
Then he kinda looked at me smiling and crying and was like "Don;t tell my wife, but I've never fallen so instantly in love"
I almost started crying myself
^_^
beautiful moment

Thursday they put me in an office are
lame
weak sauce
i saw bennet's dad
lllaaaammmmeee
haha

That night Hannah and i went to Athenas to have a few drinks and appetizers, it was a good time. Athenas beats out Boston Pizza in my mind, its got the best spinach dip.

thats it
hope to see u all tonight!

P.S. it wasn't me so blah haha. U can figure it out tho!