Do i have to touch bed pans?

So i woke up this morning, and STILL i had that rank pain in my stomach from yesturday. Except today it moved down to my abdomen, yeah!! :(
My mom told me to go to the mediclinic after my work thing but meh i was lazy
SO i went to St.Pauls hospital for my hospital scrubs fitting/paper work ish thing.
Besides this one guy who looks just like Wayne from our grad class, i was the youngest one there. Everyone else is basically stay at home moms who got bored and need something to do, or older creepy ppl.
So that was painfully boring, but i got paid for the two hours so i can't complain.
Went home
ate dairy....bad idea. Basically died inside and just lay on the floor for a few hours.
Made cookies. ate raw dough haha....thus got sick again
sigh

Then i watched Maury and it was the best part of my day. It was all about these teenage girl under 16 who wanted to have babbies haha. They were so ghetto and bitchy and slutty and good lord, i dont even think i had the guts to talk to guys when i was 15, let alone demand their sperm to make babies.
society, im tellin ya. It's just rushin downhill every freakin day.

Made supper. Bob doesnt like salmon so he wouldnt eat the potato bake/thinger which was freakin great thank u very much. So we were both kinda goin around eachother cookin our own things and i was like .....whoa.....its liek Iron Chef....kinda.....not really.
But i can dream cant i????

Yes so this is a random story but i insist on telling it because i know if Brittney reads it she will enjoy it as much as i did haha.
So monday im reading the paper, and by read i mean scan headlines until something catches my eye. And suddenly i read
"VAMPIRE REMAINS FOUND IN VENICE"
haha yeah, so i was all over that shit. Basically when Venice was hit with the plague back in the ancient day, they had superstitions that vampires were behind it. Throughout history, ppl have heard about this old ritual where, in order to stop vampires from coming back to life once you had managed to "subdue them", you were supposed to put something uneatable in their mouth so they couldnt bite. So yeah, they found these female remains in a mass grave of plague victims with a brick shoved in her mouth.
Probably superstition, but in my dream world im gonna pretend that its all legit
^_^

And thats all i have to say about this day.