Soooooo BBooorreeedd

I only have a few points to make today as my brains running wat to slow to focus

1. The Ugly Truth is the best movie of all time. First laugh out loud movie ive seen in a long time. Go see it. NOW. its not a chick flick so boys dont have an excuse. NOW

2. I applied at Chilis hahaha

I'm in S'toon Bitch

Ahh, so....this week
It was a gooder

Kayla came home Tuesday night for a few days ^_^ so that made me uber happy, although i appologize for the temporary pissy moodi was in lol
Unfortunately the whole time she was here i basically worked, it uber sucked.
Tuesday i worked in the nursery on the maternity ward and OMG those newborns were so cute. I saw a set of twins pokin each others eyes and screamin haha, memories.
Wed I worked a late night shift in some area that i have no idea what the purpose was. But it was closed and i was alone with the only ket in/out, so i finished my work quick and then watched Real World Cancun. Ya i suck.
The next morning, not even seven hours after i left the place i was back again :(
They were like "ya we booked too many ppl.....how do u feel about washing walls?"
-_-
not so good
So thats what i did all thursday.
At one point i was in the cancer clinic and i saw Luke Thomson whos a porter i suppose. I hate seeing ppl i know when im working, cause i just look stupid in my scrubs that are ten sizes too big. So we said a passing hey.
Later i saw Brandon Blondeau who i havent seen in forever. He works in research. So we had a chat for a bit, i like the kid to be honest, i think hes a sweetie.
Oh and Dave Garland works in Nutrition.
So i just saw a bunch of old faces this week

Friday i went to bareass with Brittney, Kat and Chelsea.
It was glorious, probably the best weather Ive ever experienced at the beach, not even a breeze.
Got home after a few hours there, then got ready for Mikkis bday party
It was a Woodstock in the Jungle theme, so i put on my animal print tights and John Lennon glasses. Hannah and Brittney came over and did a little pre-drinking
Picked up Liz once she was off work, and headed out
Mikki and her friends looked so adorable, and I saw Gabe Benesh there who i guess has long greasy hair now and was wearing a shirt saying drop acid not bombs haha. Now that i think about it, i wonder if his hair was real or not.......hmm
We left to go and get some hot and readys, tradition
i stuck my head out the sunroof for some gay reason, i believe in an attempt to take a dope action shot.
Got Pizza, went back to Hannahs, finished the last of my beer then had some wine
Zach Lukas and some chick whos name escapes me showed up, and Liz and i decided to walk back to her house from Hannahs
That walk in itself was an adventure
some girl called us sluts from her car and i yelled the C word at her :(
i dont like using that word lol so i bit my tongue
Got home, and just passed out, clothes, makeup and all.
The next morning my mom was askin me how drunk i was and i tried to play up that i had been fine and didnt drink that much, then shes like
"You left the lights on downstairs so i came to check on you and you were laying on your bed just staring at nothing. When i tried to talk to you you couldnt form a sentence. So....let me ask again.....how drunk were you."
Good question

Today i went for dim sum with Liz cause she was in much need of some egg tarts haha
it was delicious
Later that night i went with Liz to Matts house for a bit and we just chilled
around nine we headed back into the city to go to the Overdrive as LMFAO was due to play around ten
so we get there
and we wait
and wait
and then Bo and Mike show up
and we wait
and wait
did some nasty shot that tasted like black licorice on fire
waited

At one point the waitress comes up to Liz and I while the guys were outside smokin and she started sayin somethin about drinks but i couldnt hear her very well over the music
she seemed to be really pushy about us ordering drinks which i thought was weird
Liz ordered one but i kept saying no
so when the waitress leaves Liz explained that i guess some guys were buying us drinks and said they would be "offended" if we said no
ha so i felt like an ass, so i got a stupid drink

Around freakin 12:30 LMFAO finally comes out
by then we were all so unimpressed that we basically listened to two songs and just left
and now im sleepy

i should pick up a shift tomorrow if i am wise
cause i would like to take Monday off as i have shit that must be done

Disco This Bathroom

Yesterday i went downtown to wander, cause downtown is awesome. the ppl are so damn interesting to ppl watch
Went to see my mom who i had asked to print out a mass copy of my resumes. Apparently she tweaked it a bit to make me sound good in adult language, but i haven't looked it over yet
Then i did what all the greasy lazy ppl in Saskatoon do
I went down to Can Sask, or Sask Can, whatever
Basically its a resource center where bum ppl can look on computers for jobs haha
It was pretty decent until i went into the bathroom
They have everything lit by blacklight which is uber weird and creepish
Brittney tells me that they most likely do that so ppl cant see their veins and shoot up
Sure enough there was a Sharps box full of needles and blood in the sink
Grease Fail

So i went home
watched Last House On The Left
pretty decent for a thriller movie i must admit
although the scene where the mom discovers her daughter had been raped made me cry
damn u natural maternal instincts

Went for coffee with Brittney :)
Discussed everything from A-Z
love u babe
I heart our chill time :)

Why am i writing this blog at 6 am?
I work
finally the hospital booked me
so i gotta get on a bus soon
thought i would waste some time.

Peace

Another thought to Bury

Last night Kat and i hit the town
original plans fell through
as i predicted they would
i was more dissapointed then i care to admit
but Kat said some things that made alot of sense
pointed some personal characteristics about myself that i know i gotta change
god that girl has wisdom
unexpected wisdom
:)

ya, so it was a decent night

Today i woke up just...blah
locked myself in my room and painted
went out to rent a movie and that was it
it was scary
and bloody and twisted
just how i like em

of course now i have all this pent up energy
and fuck i'm hungry

so a walk is in order
peace out

Gotta love Bud Lime

Last night was a pretty good night
Had my Bud Light Lime
YUM
haha so i drank that, Kat came over, then Liz came and picked us up then we headed over to the Skuz
Met up with Kayla P who was on that office hoes pub crawl with Bo Do and his friends
I had a nice heart to heart with Bo
we haven't been on speakin terms in a long time and i guess he wanted to clear the air and get some answers
basically it was a dumb argument that lasted a good hour or something. In the end we worked it out ^_^
Even tho he sometimes does dumb shit, and i do dumb shit, he's my bro.

Danced for a while, made the mistake of getting up on the speakers in white jeans :(
so now they are covered in misc booze and shit.
im not impressed

Liz dropped Kat and I off at my house, then i walked Kat half way home just like the old days ^_^
got home
fell asleep so freakin fast

but i noticed this morning that everything i eat tastes like Bud lime, even after brushin my teeth ten times, so that kinda blows.
Today i kinda wanna go to the taste of saskatchewan again haha. My mom gave me 8 tickets i think, so ya.....
num food

Oh yea, i was lookin thru my phone this morning, and besides all the silly txt i sent, i have a new contact "Josh Douche"
haha i kinda remember some guy askin Kat and I to go to a kegger tonight, and we switched numbers. I guess i didnt like him much if he got the Douche part.
bars fail

Tonight i guess is bar night again??
fun fun

Johnny!!! Good luck in LaSuck!!!!
miss u already :(
and yes, Russel Peters in coming October 10th :)

Brad = my new fav

So, my week

Monday, i went to Canadian Tire to fix the chip in my windshield
took them like two hours when they told me one, so i wasnt too impressed wanderin around lookin at waffle irons

Tuesday
HARRY POTTER
just wanna say thankyou to Johnny Brit Josh and Haley for goin so early and gettin us prime seats
yes josh, u r number 1
^_^ Oh and thanks Brad for hitting on Josh and Carly thus makin me wonder which way u swing
The movie, as a movie was pretty amazing
but in terms of it following the books i was a little bit dissapointed. 3/4 of it was angst then the last bit was dumbldore dead-movie end
it just rushed through the ending, and cut out alot of scenes.
and the scene in the field with Harry and Ginny? kinda gay, not gonna lie. i was like....ok harry, just rage up and run thru the fire straight into a freakin trap why dont cha
Not gonna lie tho, Rons way hotter then Harry now
and Hermione is a timeless beauty

Wed
went to bareass with liz
we got there and then turned right back around as the weather was shitty
got icecream off 8th street DQ
nummy^_^
as we were sittin there we saw Hannah drive by with Darah
then we went to the Midtown to wander, Hannah met up with us cause she needed assistance on Zach's 19th bday gift
hes a tough guy to buy for
but i guess he likes conspiracies theories and stuff so Hannah got him a book on 2012
went home
yeah.....hung out with a friend
i dont like ultimatums
so thats the end of that
:(
but hey, for the best

Thurs
Dad picked me up on his harley :) :) :)
went to taste of saskatchewan
had a chicken burger which was meh
had sushi that was warm :(
had peanut butter pie ^_^ so freakin good
got home
slept
got up and went to taste of sask again for supper
had frozen yogurt from homestead cause its the best thing on this planet
and pizza
so i ate a freakin lot of food today
came home
watched die hard 3, it was awesomeness
went to bed

Today
i am procrastinating on working out...sigh
i want to go pick up tickets for Russel Peters, but im gettin greasy on money, and 90$ is just alot.....
maybe i'll wait until my next paycheque
i still owe Bob rent :(

I love Kraft Dinner crackers

So Saturday i drove up to Regina to see Kayla and Toshiyuki ^_^
the drive was boring as shit, saskatchewan has nothing even remotely interesting to look at.
Got there, hugs hugs
went to Boston Pizza for supper, it was meh
Got groceries
Got back to the dorn and took a power nap cause i was dead tired

Then we went to see Transformers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omfg it was actually so amazing, i was blown away.
it seemed kinda long, but it was well worth it
not gonna lie tho, im thinkin that Alice chick was a wee bit hotter then Megan Fox haha

Got back on campus, went to sleep
The next morning we went for dim sum in basically the only place in Regin that serves it
the pork rice rolls were ten times better then here
other then that tho it was way to expensive, like 5$ a dish >_<

Drove home in 1.5 hours
mom raged when she found out how fast i was going
then we went to my aunt and uncles for a BBQ of freakin delicious steak
i ate too much
watched some harry potter with the cousins haha
SO PUMPED FOR TUESDAY BTW

got home
read some Brother Grimm fairy tales, awesomeness
went to bed

Today i gotta take my car to can tire cause i got a crack in the windshield from some douchebag car kickin back a stone at me.
:(

On The Road Again

GAH IM OFF TO REGINA IM SO PUMPED
not for regina
regina is gay
im pumped to see kayla and toshi

peace & luv

Dearly beloved...

Sigh its been so long since i blogged i dont feel like recapin too much

went to bareass with chelsea
watched Hes just not that into you and realizedHe's just not that into me haha
Hung out with my exception
Had lunch with Hannah at Reggies num num
slept
slept alot
work a bit
not nearly enough

OH YEAH
i went to Greenday haha, thankyou band shirt for reminding me
it was amazing
like freakin great
i dont care if u hate Greenday
you would love this concert
I went with my aunt who i like to think understands my feelings of being semi-black sheep of the family. Shes 36 and still loves to party and tortures my grandma by not having children haha its great
We got out drank on
rocked out like no one was watchin
made fun of that chick who got on stage and sang cause lets face it she was freakin horrible
I almost cried when that guy played Billy's guitar for an entire song.....pride for a stranger lol it was beautiful
When i was headin back to the car my aunt was like NO WE GOTTA GO FIND BILLY
haha it was then that i realized that my aunt is ten times cooler then i am
so we ran around like children lookin for Greenday and ended up gettin put behind a barricade by an old man with a glowing baton who looked like he wanted to smack a bitch
But they never came out, and it was cold so we peaced after waiting a good 45min

Ummmm....ya thats my week basially
today i gotta go back to shear fab and get my last paycheque....which reminds me about that paper work i should do.....
They asked me to come back in the future which is so cool

I miss my Lizzy
Jordan, give her back to me!!! haha jk
HAPPY BIRTHDAY whenever it is....

Your eyes r freaky....thanks

So last night was the shooter party at Cortlin's house
It was pretty fun but went by super fast
I was pumped cause Chelsea came
I was sad face cause Lizzy couldn't make it cause of suck work lol
Sam got destroyed haha, i had to basically carry her up to the bathroom at one point
Mostly i cleaned ^_^ cause when i feel sticky stuff all over the counter i turn into my mom and just get to it.

Chatted with Josh cause i was stressed and he's got my back
LOVE
decided that Dave's cousin Zac is the best dude of all time.
Hannah came with Lukas Meghan and Zach (bf, not zac: note the h). I had met Zach before but it was dark out, so this was the first time i actually got a good look at him, and he's blonde. For some reason that was a suprise haha
Meghan got super D super fast and by the end of the night was like "i love u" *hug* "omg i heart u" *hugs*
etc etc
she's a sweetheart, i think she's growin on me lol

Matt showed Brittney and I his "Bro Book" bahahaha it was probably the funniest thing i have ever read. Heres the introduction to it....

INTRODUCTION
Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it "the Bro Code."
For centuries men have attempted to follow this code with no universal understanding of what such an arrangement meant: Is it okay to hug a Bro?* If I'm invited to a Bro's wedding, do I really have to bring a gift? Can I sleep with a Bro's sister or mother or both?
Now, for the first time on paper, I have recorded the rules of social decorum that Bros have practiced since the dawn of man...if not before. The Bro Code previously existed only as an oral tradition (heh), so I have journeyed the globe to piece together and transcribe the scattered fragments of the Bro Code, pausing only to flesh it out myself (double heh). While not intending to write a "Guide to Being a Bro," if men should treat it as such and pass this compendium of knowledge from one generation to the next, I have little doubt it would bring a tear to my eye. But not out of it. That would be a violation of Article 41: A Bro never cries.
It is my hope that, with a better understanding of the Bro Code, Bros the world over can put aside their differences and strengthen the bonds of brotherhood. It is then, and only then, that we might work together as one to accomplish perhaps the most important challenge society faces -- getting laid. Before dismissing this pursuit as crass and ignoble, consider this postulate: without the sport inherent in trying to bang chicks, would men willingly have sex for the sole purpose of producing smelly, screaming babies?
Centuries from now, when a Bro applies the rudiments of the Bro Code to score a three-boobed future chick, the only thanks I'll need is the knowledge that I -- in whatever small capacity -- Bro'd him out...though if he could figure out how to bring me back to life, that would be pretty awesome, too.

So funny.

But yes, i took a few of the guys to wingnuts

Dave was happy and handed out napkins to all the pretty ladies and gents haha

Drove everyone home

Then went and slept the best sleep i believe i have ever slept haha

Woke up this mornin, went for coffee with a buddy

was really wanting to go to bareass but my mother informed me that i had house cleaning to do before i had any fun of any kind :(

.....why aren't i doing it now??

sigh

anyway, tonight is Hannah's hello/goodbye party

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Im gonna dress in black.....

im mourning

See you all there!!!!

Last day SAD FACE

I could pass out cold on my desk right now....
so tired

Yesterday after work i had barely gotten in the driveway when the hospital called and bitched me out sayin i had to do a night shift "or else"
sad face
So i went and worked til eleven
Then i got home and my mom and i bonded and made Jello shooters together for tonight haha. I think i'll leave a few behind for her, cause shes such a champ :)

So ya, i got a yucky sleep
But today is my last day at Shear Fab :(
Im gonna miss this place lots. Especially Clayton, he's such an awesome guy which just = awesome boss.

...maybe Lucy's plane will strand her on a deserted island not yet known to man and i'll get to snipe her job...
One can only hope...

Update: Liz, we need to continue our epic lounge discovery and chit chat haha i need ur wisdom

Oh Canada

Tuesday night Hannah came over and we went over to Josh's. I was super pumped to see her lol, its been far far too long.
Hung out with the loves, Hannah and i went for a walk around ECP talking about her new boy lol fun stuff. Got home and talked til one ish >_<
as we were sitting in my driveway these guys came runnin up from the lake shootin fireworks all over the place. It was Tyler, Garret, Sean, Jared and some other guy lol. They set one off on my driveway, climbed through my bushes etc etc. The best part is its all on camera haha and Bobd pissed

The next morning i got up around 8, then Mom Kayla and I headed out to Regina
Yes i was grouchy on the way there. so i just listened to my ipod to keep from bitching.
Got there, saw Toshiyuki, and i ran across the parking lot to hug him haha i think i creeped him out a bit?
Went and got groceries
went to chilies and had a freakin delicious something-or-other i cant really remember lol
went back to campus and got Kayla's stuff set up in her super tiny but kinda sweet dorm room

Then mom and I left
mom kept lookin back in the rearview mirror at her
then she cried
i felt bad cause i didnt really know what to say except "it will be ok"
so she ended up gettin all mad at me cause i wasnt crying with her or something >_<
I wasn't exactlly sad cause i knew kk was happy and shes worked so hard to go to Regina.
But yeah, the further we got away from Regina the stranger i felt. Like i lost/forgot something
lol your room is so empty now kk :(

Got home, got ready to go to the fireworks with some ppl
picked up cortlin josh and brittney then went and parked a million miles away and walked to deifenbaker park
On the way in i see this young girl in a black dress stumblin all over the place and i was like LOL grade nines
sigh the i see her face and im like.....i know her
lol it was my step sis Carly, and she looked pretty drunk to me sigh

SO we found a spot by the hill
Lukas and his bro Damien showed up, walked around a bit
Hannah Sam Meghan Darah and Courtney showed up eventually
Gah it was so nice to see Sammy!!! Havent seen her since the night i crashed at Hannahs :(
She got her eye laser surgery done, and i could tell cause her eyes were all big and aware lol it was cool
So we caught up then watched the fireworks that were actually pretty decent considering i dont really care for them.

Then we left, took us a while to get home cause of the epidemic of ppl the stuffed the freakin roadways.

Today is my second last day at Shear Fab :(
So im gonna go for lunch with a few new friends. Im gonna be sad to leave.....

But the bright side is next week is going to be super nice and ill have time to go to the beach ^_^
win