It was pretty fun but went by super fast
I was pumped cause Chelsea came
I was sad face cause Lizzy couldn't make it cause of suck work lol
Sam got destroyed haha, i had to basically carry her up to the bathroom at one point
Mostly i cleaned ^_^ cause when i feel sticky stuff all over the counter i turn into my mom and just get to it.
Chatted with Josh cause i was stressed and he's got my back
LOVE
decided that Dave's cousin Zac is the best dude of all time.
Hannah came with Lukas Meghan and Zach (bf, not zac: note the h). I had met Zach before but it was dark out, so this was the first time i actually got a good look at him, and he's blonde. For some reason that was a suprise haha
Meghan got super D super fast and by the end of the night was like "i love u" *hug* "omg i heart u" *hugs*
etc etc
she's a sweetheart, i think she's growin on me lol
Matt showed Brittney and I his "Bro Book" bahahaha it was probably the funniest thing i have ever read. Heres the introduction to it....
INTRODUCTION
Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it "the Bro Code."
For centuries men have attempted to follow this code with no universal understanding of what such an arrangement meant: Is it okay to hug a Bro?* If I'm invited to a Bro's wedding, do I really have to bring a gift? Can I sleep with a Bro's sister or mother or both?
Now, for the first time on paper, I have recorded the rules of social decorum that Bros have practiced since the dawn of man...if not before. The Bro Code previously existed only as an oral tradition (heh), so I have journeyed the globe to piece together and transcribe the scattered fragments of the Bro Code, pausing only to flesh it out myself (double heh). While not intending to write a "Guide to Being a Bro," if men should treat it as such and pass this compendium of knowledge from one generation to the next, I have little doubt it would bring a tear to my eye. But not out of it. That would be a violation of Article 41: A Bro never cries.
It is my hope that, with a better understanding of the Bro Code, Bros the world over can put aside their differences and strengthen the bonds of brotherhood. It is then, and only then, that we might work together as one to accomplish perhaps the most important challenge society faces -- getting laid. Before dismissing this pursuit as crass and ignoble, consider this postulate: without the sport inherent in trying to bang chicks, would men willingly have sex for the sole purpose of producing smelly, screaming babies?
Centuries from now, when a Bro applies the rudiments of the Bro Code to score a three-boobed future chick, the only thanks I'll need is the knowledge that I -- in whatever small capacity -- Bro'd him out...though if he could figure out how to bring me back to life, that would be pretty awesome, too.
Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it "the Bro Code."
For centuries men have attempted to follow this code with no universal understanding of what such an arrangement meant: Is it okay to hug a Bro?* If I'm invited to a Bro's wedding, do I really have to bring a gift? Can I sleep with a Bro's sister or mother or both?
Now, for the first time on paper, I have recorded the rules of social decorum that Bros have practiced since the dawn of man...if not before. The Bro Code previously existed only as an oral tradition (heh), so I have journeyed the globe to piece together and transcribe the scattered fragments of the Bro Code, pausing only to flesh it out myself (double heh). While not intending to write a "Guide to Being a Bro," if men should treat it as such and pass this compendium of knowledge from one generation to the next, I have little doubt it would bring a tear to my eye. But not out of it. That would be a violation of Article 41: A Bro never cries.
It is my hope that, with a better understanding of the Bro Code, Bros the world over can put aside their differences and strengthen the bonds of brotherhood. It is then, and only then, that we might work together as one to accomplish perhaps the most important challenge society faces -- getting laid. Before dismissing this pursuit as crass and ignoble, consider this postulate: without the sport inherent in trying to bang chicks, would men willingly have sex for the sole purpose of producing smelly, screaming babies?
Centuries from now, when a Bro applies the rudiments of the Bro Code to score a three-boobed future chick, the only thanks I'll need is the knowledge that I -- in whatever small capacity -- Bro'd him out...though if he could figure out how to bring me back to life, that would be pretty awesome, too.
So funny.
But yes, i took a few of the guys to wingnuts
Dave was happy and handed out napkins to all the pretty ladies and gents haha
Drove everyone home
Then went and slept the best sleep i believe i have ever slept haha
Woke up this mornin, went for coffee with a buddy
was really wanting to go to bareass but my mother informed me that i had house cleaning to do before i had any fun of any kind :(
.....why aren't i doing it now??
sigh
anyway, tonight is Hannah's hello/goodbye party
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Im gonna dress in black.....
im mourning
See you all there!!!!
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