Today was wonder and full of good laughs. Cant remember all the reasons why, but it was a gooder. I think its the coffee that has seriously turned my mood around at work.
Courteny shot me accidentally with the milk steamer. Damn that water was freaking hot. Right on the unsuspecting leg too haha. So we had a good laugh about that.
I mentioned during our break how i was excited to go to Edmonton with Liz and shop and party and see the strippers. Then I recalled the story Chelsey told me of how if you fold a five dollar bill in half, length wise, then lay on the stage with it on your face, the stripper will pick it up with her va-j-j.
All of a sudden it dawned on me.....the strippers pick it up with their dirty parts....then proceed to distribute it back into society.....as i am almost 100% sure that they do not take the time to clean their gross-ness off the bill
So yeah...next time you pick up a five dollar bill, think....think about what could possibly be on it
This seriously blew my mind in a horrible horrible way
After work i went home, and because of the gorgeous weather I decided to go for the first outside run of the season
And holy crap i failed so hard. It was painful, i couldnt last more then half hour :(
Im so used to my indoor olyptical trainer that i guess the flat pavement and straight running was working a whole different set of muscles that i havent done much with
So that made me kinda sad
Guess i gotta get out there more.
Now i think im gonna go do some chem :(
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