Bare legs are a target for booze

I intended to write an entry after I worked at Outlaws Thurs, but I was too tired. SO I shall start now.

THURSDAY
Outlaws was dead as dead can be in a bar. I think 30 ppl was the most we ever had in there at one time. Kayla and her friend Rika came to visit which was nice :) although Kayla seriously needs to work on her drop shots skills! haha, sorry love, but sipping it just won't cut it.
Courteny came too :) I loved seeing her because I had been working in the Atrium all week so it was weird not being able to talk to her everyday like normal.
There was this one customer that was interesting tho. He said he was really important and that I needed to remember him, as he was the manager of the DAWGS franchaise aka those stupid shoes I hate. Apparently they carry boots now too? Well, he gave me his card with some information on it, saying I would get a free pair of boots if I showed the people his card. Im skeptical to believe him.
A few other random things happened, one guys asked in a drunken slur if he could be my sugar daddy, and Eli the bouncer had to bounce a guy who tried to follow me to my car haha.

FRIDAY
I got home from OL at 3:30 and woke up at 5:30 to get ready to open at Concourse. Suprisingly I was awake and super chippers until about lunch time. Then I died inside and out.
Went home at 3 and slept until four.\
Then Cortlin and I went to the Keg for dinner :) I had the most delicious salmon of my life! So good, it melted in my mouth. Cortlin of course had steak which he keeps insisting I eat, but the thought of that much red meat just doesnt sit well with me
After that we went quickly to his house to meet up with Kayla and Matt. I did 3 yagerbombs to warm up for the nights events. Also looked at some pics of Curtis and Marge from what I think was the 80s/ man Marge was the cutest thing ever :)

Then we went to Osheas to meet up with the gang for Josh's farewell party :)
first thing I did was buy the table a round of burt reynolds shots. Not sure why haha it was very out of character for me, so I'll blame working at the bar and the sudden influx of tip money I feel like I need to throw around.
So we had some drinks there. Then casually made our way across the street to Scratch to do some more drinking. Considering the amount I drank; 3 yag bomb, 3 vodka barlime, 2 dropshots, 1 tequilla popper, 4 shooters. I expected myself to be drunk. But I just felt dizzy, and then suddenly the few hours of sleep finally caught up with me and I absolutely crashed :(
So like a big loser, I called a cab and Kayla Cortlin and I went home.

Oh, on the way home Cortlin decided that he wanted to order pizza. So he ordered some, and when we got home he changed into a pair of tight red christmas pj bottoms and one of my crop top bar shirts that is all low in the back. Then he proceeds to answer the door in a very....gay way.
Haha it was pretty funny tho

My fav part of the whole night was that Kayla and Coco got along :)

SATURDAY
woke up around nine and went for dim sum
watched Jersey Shore
slept until 5.

Then I got ready for another night at Outlaws. Got there and found out that Friday night had been stressful for Catherine as she had been the only waitress on :(
I had Cheryl as my bartender, which initially terrified me from all the stories I had heard about her temper and violent outburts. She must have smelled my fear or something because she was really nice to me lol
Tips were no good though, everyone was being super stingy :(
But hey, even a small amount of tips is still money I didnt have before I guess

OH! at one point Todd pours something all over the serfice of his bar, and then lights it on fire. Then he scoops up a handful of flames, no joke, and blows it into this huge HUGE fire ball that went from one end of the bar to half across. I shit myself it was so damn impressive.
I demand he do that every single night :)

Monday is the big Exporte event at the bar. They spent 35000 bucks on it, and its apparently super exclusive, super swanky. And the tips are supposed to be totally amazing. So im really excited for it :)

Well, its 4:30. I guess I should go to bed now

Dear Blog

Oh hey blog, long time no see?
I hope you've been doing well. How's the family?\
Mine is well, Kayla is home for the week which is ultra uber sweet so I've been visiting with her and such and such.

Oh, I have a new job Blog, did you hear about that? It's at Outlaws, Saskatoon's newest country rock bar. Do i like it did u ask? Oh, its just dandy. I have my moments where I feel like a complete fish out of water among the bar stars, but I'm warming up to it very quickly. And by warming up to it I mean, man, the tips are sweet.

Sorry I can't talk too long Blog, I know I have been neglecting you as of late. But I will make yet another empty promise to write to you more often.

Have an excellent day

I JUST WANT TO TICKITY TACK

I feel like I accomplish so much more when I'm not at work all day haha

I went down to SIAST at nine to take my exams. It was supposed to be at ten but since I was The only one taking it I got to go in early.
aced that bitch
Then she just let me take my second test instead of me having to wait until one. suprisingly aced that one too. Blew my mind, not gonna lie. I figured that after not using my brain for like a year it had melted into the corner of my skull or something.

After that i went and helped Cortlin clean the house a bit.
Then I went down to Brigadier and worked there for a few hours. All of this I did before five haha. So i feel like I did alot today. Kinda

Currently I am watching Cortlin play some strange game. Im lovin the new laptop cause its just so tiny and easy to take places and such and such

I'm really tired tho
and I almost forgot that I am still required to work tomorrow :(
Poo, I just want to have an entire day of just me and my pillow and stuffed bear.
ya, i sleep with a stuffed bear
i know
i know

Bags full of alcohol and chocolate chip cookies

Why don't I blog anymore? Seriously, its troubling. Maybe I feel like I don't have enough to write about, but then I look and see that I went from writing nearly everyday to now once a week at best. Its sad really. I really used to love this.

So this will be my attempt to get back into it, as stuff is actually going to be happening for the rest of this week that isn't just work.

For the past week or so I've been going from my day job, home to do a quick workout, and then downtown to Bob's office to help him reoraganize his shop/storage mess. He had a bunch of new shelves put in and such and such so I got to pretend like I know what any of his security equipment was a put it in semi-organized categories.

Today I couldn't go tho, as my mother finally got the nerve to drag my ass to the local blood clinic thinger to get some bloodtests done that my doctor asked I do like three weeks ago. So we went there, and demanded that I get to lay down and my mommy come hold my hand. haha oh needles, how you take my breath away and make me want to drop dead rather then have you touch me :(
So we go in, I lay down. Then this little asian lady comes in and the look on her face is a very frank "you pussy" as she straps on the rubber rope thingy and sticks me with the god damn needle.
And oh baby, I didn't pass out or nothin :) maybe its because the whole time we were waiting out in the lobby I was sucking on a lolipop like the sugar was the only thing keeping me alive haha
Thank you sugar :)

So ya, now Im just sitting in my room, studying for these exams that I have to go to SIAST for to take tomorrow. good times good times
They look easy from the practise ones I've done, but god knows they'll go right ahead and throw imaginary numbers at me :(

Thats about all the updates I have for now

Peace