Sunday, August 29, 2010

Bare legs are a target for booze

I intended to write an entry after I worked at Outlaws Thurs, but I was too tired. SO I shall start now.

THURSDAY
Outlaws was dead as dead can be in a bar. I think 30 ppl was the most we ever had in there at one time. Kayla and her friend Rika came to visit which was nice :) although Kayla seriously needs to work on her drop shots skills! haha, sorry love, but sipping it just won't cut it.
Courteny came too :) I loved seeing her because I had been working in the Atrium all week so it was weird not being able to talk to her everyday like normal.
There was this one customer that was interesting tho. He said he was really important and that I needed to remember him, as he was the manager of the DAWGS franchaise aka those stupid shoes I hate. Apparently they carry boots now too? Well, he gave me his card with some information on it, saying I would get a free pair of boots if I showed the people his card. Im skeptical to believe him.
A few other random things happened, one guys asked in a drunken slur if he could be my sugar daddy, and Eli the bouncer had to bounce a guy who tried to follow me to my car haha.

FRIDAY
I got home from OL at 3:30 and woke up at 5:30 to get ready to open at Concourse. Suprisingly I was awake and super chippers until about lunch time. Then I died inside and out.
Went home at 3 and slept until four.\
Then Cortlin and I went to the Keg for dinner :) I had the most delicious salmon of my life! So good, it melted in my mouth. Cortlin of course had steak which he keeps insisting I eat, but the thought of that much red meat just doesnt sit well with me
After that we went quickly to his house to meet up with Kayla and Matt. I did 3 yagerbombs to warm up for the nights events. Also looked at some pics of Curtis and Marge from what I think was the 80s/ man Marge was the cutest thing ever :)

Then we went to Osheas to meet up with the gang for Josh's farewell party :)
first thing I did was buy the table a round of burt reynolds shots. Not sure why haha it was very out of character for me, so I'll blame working at the bar and the sudden influx of tip money I feel like I need to throw around.
So we had some drinks there. Then casually made our way across the street to Scratch to do some more drinking. Considering the amount I drank; 3 yag bomb, 3 vodka barlime, 2 dropshots, 1 tequilla popper, 4 shooters. I expected myself to be drunk. But I just felt dizzy, and then suddenly the few hours of sleep finally caught up with me and I absolutely crashed :(
So like a big loser, I called a cab and Kayla Cortlin and I went home.

Oh, on the way home Cortlin decided that he wanted to order pizza. So he ordered some, and when we got home he changed into a pair of tight red christmas pj bottoms and one of my crop top bar shirts that is all low in the back. Then he proceeds to answer the door in a very....gay way.
Haha it was pretty funny tho

My fav part of the whole night was that Kayla and Coco got along :)

SATURDAY
woke up around nine and went for dim sum
watched Jersey Shore
slept until 5.

Then I got ready for another night at Outlaws. Got there and found out that Friday night had been stressful for Catherine as she had been the only waitress on :(
I had Cheryl as my bartender, which initially terrified me from all the stories I had heard about her temper and violent outburts. She must have smelled my fear or something because she was really nice to me lol
Tips were no good though, everyone was being super stingy :(
But hey, even a small amount of tips is still money I didnt have before I guess

OH! at one point Todd pours something all over the serfice of his bar, and then lights it on fire. Then he scoops up a handful of flames, no joke, and blows it into this huge HUGE fire ball that went from one end of the bar to half across. I shit myself it was so damn impressive.
I demand he do that every single night :)

Monday is the big Exporte event at the bar. They spent 35000 bucks on it, and its apparently super exclusive, super swanky. And the tips are supposed to be totally amazing. So im really excited for it :)

Well, its 4:30. I guess I should go to bed now

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